Crypto trading hamster grows a portfolio by 30%
Mr. Goxx, a crypto trading hamster, has managed to grow his portfolio by 29% in three months, from $390 to $498, just running in the cage. The maximum amount of his assets (before the latest cryptocurrency price drop) was $580.
As Protos says, the hamster crypto trader outperformed Bitcoin, the S&P 500, and even Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway.
How it works
Goxx’s trading office is his box. It is connected to a computer that allows the hamster to trade cryptocurrencies. The hamster chooses one of about 30 cryptocurrencies by running in his “intention wheel.”
He then goes through two tunnels — Decision-Tunnel BUY and Decision-Tunnel SELL. The buy tunnel purchases €20 of the selected crypto, and the sell tunnel liquidates the entire position.
Despite the randomness of his trading tactics, Mr. Goxx has made impressive profits this month. Here are just some of his best trades:
- Chiliz (CHZ) bought for $23.60 sold for $36.44 (+54%).
- Pantos (PAN) bought for $23.57 sold for $35.33 (+50%).
- Dogecoin (DOGE) bought for $23.79 sold for $34.80 (+46%).
In some cases (due to the hamster’s current box setup), Mr. Goxx buys cryptocurrency and then immediately sells it, often losing a few cents. But overall, this hamster’s portfolio is performing better than bitcoin, the S&P 500, ARK Innovation, and even Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway.